Meet the New World Douchebag Champion

As anyone who watches the Olympics knows, world and Olympic records are constantly falling. So it is with douchebaggery. As someone who's written about douchebags on a regular basis for ten years (Paul Begala, Al Sharpton, John Edwards, etc.) I consider myself an expert on just what qualifies one to be a raging douchebag. This guy was the former title holder.

We now have a new gold medalist who's pomposity, smug attitude and all-around dickheadedness gave him record scores. Check this out:


My friends, this is elevating douchebag to record levels and even the Venezuelan and French judges agreed by giving him a perfect score. First he talks to the camera and bestows his wishes on a group of young people who are probably just going to smoke a couple of bowls and get a Chick Fil A sandwich because they are good munchies food from what I've heard.

Then our heroine pulls up and berates a girl who's doing nothing more than trying to make a living. The dude goes on and on in his smug shit-eating style acting like he's some kind of fucking lefty super hero while the girl remains calm, cool and collected making the guy look even lamer.

The topper is that he destroys any credibility he had (about 0.00001%) by finishing with the line about being hetero and not having any gay in him. Just a hunch but I think he's probably had gay in him before...but I digress. But he says it like being gay is wrong or something after going off on a great American corporation for supposedly being anti-gay. Way to make your point you fucking homophobe.

 Of course, this asshole doesn't even have the balls to say his name and posts the video anonymously then takes it down because he's an all-around pussy.

I'm more than willing to take the bet that this jack-off gets identified pretty quickly because you know this guy has no friends and has probably alienated every one he knows, including his family, and one of those people will spill the beans. I can't wait until he gets belittled by tons of scorn, humiliation and abuse and we can all savor the schadenfreude together.

Exit question: The over-under on how many times this dude has been laid in the last year (without paying for it) is 1. I take the under.

Via The Trawler who links to the comments destroying this idiot.

Update: Our douchebag of the year has been identified as Adam Smith, a CFO/Treasurer of an upstanding company called Vante. He is now the former CFO/Treasurer as the company bounced his ass because of this stupid stunt. It appears that this guy was hated by his employer as much as he was by the rest of us. No company would oust a company officer that fast if they thought he was worth remotely keeping around. Here's their website but I'm linking to a page other than their homepage since that's evidently getting slammed. If i ever find myself in need of their products (and I pray i don't) I will gladly fork over my money.

Not Just Anti-American but Anti-American For Money

Someone who sells themselves to anyone for the right price is generally considered a whore. I give you Beyonce:

On Sunday, Mediaite reported that singer Beyoncé Knowles had given a private New Year’s Eve performance for an exclusive crowd in St. Barth — and made the case that she had performed and been paid by relatives of Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi (variously known as Khadafy, Qaddafi, Quadhafi and more). Atlanta-based blogger Necole Bitchie reported a $2 million fee; the UK Mirror reported a “six-figure sum” and yesterday Media Takeout made the same claim, repeating the $2 million number and confirming the Gaddafi-hosted party from a guest who was there (hip-hop impresario Russell Simmons also placed Beyoncé at a “Khadafy party.” Today Page Six confirms our original report, with one new piece of information: the party was thrown by Moutassim Gaddafi, known as Hannibal, son of the Libyan dictator who less than a week before made headlines for allegedly attacking his wife in a London hotel.

Page Six notes — as we did! — that Beyoncé’s sang five songs for a crowd that included her husband Jay-Z, Lindsay Lohan and Usher (who also did the New Year’s countdown); Jon Bon Jovi, Simmons, supermodels Miranda Kerr and Victoria Slivstedt and BET founder Bob Johnson. Page Six could not confirm the rumored $2 million sum cited elsewher (sic), but did note (again as we did) Mariah Carey’s reported $1-million payday for the same gig last year.

These scumbags attended a party thrown by a guy whose family was directly responsible for the deaths of Americans (yes revisionist's, it was definitely state-sponsored terrorism).

I wonder if Beyonce, Jay-Z, Bon Blowme, Usher or any of the other Hollywood leaches ever considered giving a concert for the families of all those who died over Lockerbie, Scotland. That was sarcasm as such a concert wouldn't pay real well and the party wouldn't be the party to be seen at so why would these douchebags participate.

Obama, Andrew Sullivan and Palin

A funny thing is happened last week. President Obama quoted almost verbatim an Andrew Sullivan blog post where he said that Churchill didn't condone torture. It turned out to be woefully inaccurate as Churchill encouraged it in some cases.

Here's what's really interesting: Obama is quoting a man who writes erroneous information on his site right next to posts about Trig Palin being born to Bristol and not Sarah Palin. Sullivan's been on this extremely creepy conspiracy theory for months.

It's funny, the right side of the blogosphere has been smacking down our own for spreading the rumor that Obama wasn't a citizen and thus can't legally be president while Obama quotes a hack journalist in prime time who wallows in conspiracy theories on a daily basis.

Loser Admits on HuffPo He Stole McCain Signs

Shocka, he's a "media studies professor. Check out what this douchebag had to say:

A St. Olaf visiting professor bragged about stealing John McCain signs from his GOP neighbors and described it as a thrilling act of political defiance for a highly-trafficked liberal blog.

“Yanking out the signs and running like a scared rabbit back to my idling car was one of the single-most exhilarating and empowering political acts that I have ever done,” wrote Phil Busse in an essay titled “Confessions of a Lawn Sign Stealer” for the Huffington Post.

Dude, get a hobby like macrame, sand painting or better yet, just whack off to pictures of Obama, Noam Chomsky or Katrina vanden Heuvel. It'll keep you out of trouble.

I'm sorry, as a vet, I have a deep respect for not only peoples 1st Amendment rights but the right to vote. This douchebag infringed on both and then bragged about it like he was busting out of a military prison. Speaking of which, I served as did John McCain and every other veteran and active duty military member so that you had certain rights as well. Among them was the right to act like a complete asshole whenever you wanted but to do it on your own property.

BTW, that entire quote has got to be the sorriest excuse for a blog post I've ever read. You sound like a complete pussy like you thought you were James Bond or something. Try busting into a room full of armed Taliban and I imagine you'd get a feeling of "exhilaration", probably while you're pansy ass was wetting your pants.

Update" The Prof got canned. How incredibly stupid does a media studies professor have to be to post his crime on a blog read by zillions of people?