Thursday, August 28, 2008

A Chaotic Convention Closes

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The One is set to speak at the ill-conceived Barackopolis and spell out his vision for a better American future that includes oceans ebbing (although they haven't risen), mandatory socialized medicine (although every single previous model has failed), higher taxes on everyone (except the panhandlers and slackers without jobs) and a new standing for America in the world. All that money we waste on stupid things like the military can go toward excellent new entitlement programs and prop up the National Endowment for the Arts who've seen a rough time these last three years and have only been able to afford dropping the Virgin Mary in urine instead of paying for the more expensive Jesus on the cross doll.

I can't wait.

Anyway, Senator McCain is paying for ad time to congratulate Senator Obama in what has to be one of the more shrewder moves and then it will be over. The slime can be hosed into the sewers of Denver (and Golden) and the scum-sucking anarchists can go to wherever they stay while unemployed (my guess is San Francisco or Seattle). Here's to hoping they are too damn stupid (a likely possibility) to read a map that would lead them to St. Paul or that they get busted with large quantities of sinsemilla somewhere between Colorado and Minnesota.

On to the RNCC!

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