Can We Get a Speaker Who Doesn't Cry All the Time?

Jeez dude, I don't think Nancy Pelosi ever cried (and I mean ever) and every time I see David Boehner he's sobbing like a little girl. No offense dude, but the GOP is the party of men who handle adversity by steeling themselves while looking at the options that will make things better. Liberals cry about stupid shit.

We finally get the House back and we elect a guy who even Barbara Walters thinks is a friggin' pussy. Even the feeble-minded Joy Behar's going to have a blast picking this bawling bastard apart.

I get it congressman, you've come from humble beginnings and worked your way up to number two in the list of succession but for crying out loud, that's the American story. Ask the private fighting the Taliban what he thinks about seeing a leader break out in tears for no good reason while he hasn't seen his kids in months and nearly got killed in a fire fight last night.

Finally, enough with the Obama disrespected me crap. He's the president and he's from the opposition that has no problem labeling anyone who disagrees with them as racist, a Nazi or worse. Get over it, every Democrat thinks every Republican is a moron that can't read without pictures and can't come up with a thought without someone else feeding it to them.

We finally won back leadership of part of the government and we're stuck with a man who's more of a woman than the woman currently serving in the position. To paraphrase Sarah Palin: man up, dude!

Boehner: Send Gitmo Detainees to Alcatraz

The GOP is so much more entertaining as a minority party:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Sunday shrugged off Republican suggestions that the federal government reopen Alcatraz prison in her San Francisco district to house detainees from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

President Obama this week signed an executive order calling for the closure of the prison at Guantanamo within the year. Republican Rep. Bill Young then suggested to White House counsel Greg Craig that the prisoners who could not be released back to their home countries or sent to a third country be put up in "the Rock," the famous military installation and prison that closed down in 1963 and is now part of the National Park Service.

Asked whether that was a serious proposal, Pelosi said, "It is -- no."

"Perhaps he's not visited Alcatraz," Pelosi said of Young while displaying little sense of humor. "Alcatraz is a tourist attraction. It's a prison that is now sort of like a -- it's a national park."

..."If liberals believe they ought to go, maybe we ought to open Alcatraz," Boehner, R-Ohio, told NBC "Meet the Press." Being reminded that Alcatraz is a national park, Boehner responded, "It's very secure."

Call it a stimulus plan if you will. San Francisco construction workers would be needed to refurbish the place and would welcome the work I'm sure. Does Speaker Pelosi not care about those out of work people in the Bay Area who would benefit from a re-opened Alcatraz. She must be heartless.

I hope to find video of Pelosi's face when approached with that question. Well, with all the work she's had done, you probably couldn't see the change of expression anyway.

I'm feeling this: we can "rehabilitate" guys like Ramzi Binalshibh and when they are ready to resume life on the outside, we ferry them to Frisco, give them a few bucks and wish them good luck.

We may not have the power to win votes but we sure as hell can yank their chains for a few years.