Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Friday, January 09, 2009

PETA is a Satire of Itself

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I'm a huge animal lover; I have three cats, two dogs and two birds that prove that.

That said, I'm also a carnivore; I love steak, chicken, pork and especially fish.

That brings me to the radical group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. PETA is essentially like every other radical group, they have a cause they fervently believe in, recruit others of the same mind and then do irritating (and gross) things that show just how committed they are. Some groups even go so far as to commit acts of violence.

Anyway, PETA is now calling for something that I would have believed as satire had it not been on their website. Here's the story:

RADICAL international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens".

PETA - People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals - believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing.

It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. "Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?" PETA asked on its website.
Where to begin? You can call fish whatever you want: sea kittens, ocean puppies, tidal prairie dogs or marine meerkats and it won't change the fact that they are food. people have been eating fish for millenia and will not stop just because some unkempt people in hemp clothing say to.

They even allow you to go to their site and make your very own "sea kitten". Mine is very special to me and I've given her a name that suits her well:


Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

PETA is beyond parody at this point and remember, you can't spell PETA without the P-E-T.

Via Tim Blair who has his amusing take on this and his own special "sea kitten".

Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday Evening News and Notes

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After a weekend that entailed coaching baseball in Rehoboth, DE and a Phils sweep of the Brewers to put them in a tie for first in the Wild Card chase, we have some interesting news fro around the web.

Good dog! A dog dials 911 when owner suffers seizure.

More Democratic voter fraud is linked to ACORN. Their heads will explode if McCain/Palin win this thing. I can't wait to hear their whiny little asses when it happens

Oil is now below $100 per barrel. Free markets do indeed work. Meanwhile, the Dems caved on another principled stand and have told their base to essentially kiss their asses

Joe Biden is an idiot (or at least more of a raving idiot than he appeared last week

Pink Floyd keyboardist Rick Wright has died from cancer. Wright pictured at right.