Protestor Dies From Burning American Flag

Things that make me chuckle:

Some idiot in Pakistan went to meet his 72 virgins in a way he never intended:

Around 10,000 people participated in the main rally organised on The Mall by the Tehreek Hurmat-i-Rasool. The participants marched from Nila Gumbad to Masjid-i-Shuhada on The Mall. Despite a ban on rallies on The Mall, the road remained blocked for vehicular traffic from noon to 6 pm. … 

One of the participants of the rally, Abdullah Ismail, passed away after he was taken to Mayo Hospital. Witnesses said he had complained of feeling unwell from the smoke from US flags burnt at the rally.

It must have been one of those US flags that were made in China.

Anyway, picture the scene, our hero Abdullah gets to paradise and while waiting in line behind numerous jihadi's who died while killing American soldiers trying to help them or premature explosion victims and ultimately finding out they will be sent to hell instead, wonders if he'll get his 72 raisins virgins.

Whichever prophet makes the decision looks at him says "how did you die?"

Abdullah responds "from the chemicals in the smoke of the burning flag of the Great Satan".

"Wait, how exactly did you come to the door of paradise?'

"I was protesting a movie made by some third-rate director and inhaled too much of the smoke from an American flag"

The decision maker doubles over in laughter and passes him out of sheer embarrassment for the man and then calls after him "shalom".