Happy hump day.
Here's what's news:
-This is the funniest shit I've heard all day:
-How not to get a job.
-The Diplomad lays out the case against Obama and compares him with Carter, Devastating. He also channels Neil Young with the headline. A must-read.
-Yeah, we are going to win the war on drugs. Drug tunnels in Nogales.
-The Chicago way, baby! No one really rights what an idiot they are in a paper.