Dude, No Way!

In a report that is sure to chill the buzz of many collegians, weed is bad for you:

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Smoking a joint is equivalent to 20 cigarettes in terms of lung cancer risk, scientists in New Zealand have found, as they warned of an "epidemic" of lung cancers linked to cannabis.

Studies in the past have demonstrated that cannabis can cause cancer, but few have established a strong link between cannabis use and the actual incidence of lung cancer.

The entire medical marijuana coalition just went up in a cloud of (hemp smeeling) smoke.

Ah man, there goes one of the major selling points of da kine, that it was less harmful than cigarettes. Oh well, think I'll roll another number for the road.

What do those people in New Zealand know anyway, right? I mean, they are right on every global warming study but must be flawed here. I think I'll put on the Mars Volta, spark up a doobiew and wait for the next report.