Monday, January 21, 2013

Monday Night News & Notes

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Damn, the last day of a four day weekend sucks.

Here's what's new:

-Wes Welker's wife seems to be a bit of a bitch. I guess that happens when you're constantly referred to as a former Hooter's girl like in Adam Sandler's Big Daddy but I digress. She seems a little upset that Wes dropped a big one late in the game and she's not going to New Orleans. In the same vein, Terrell Suggs calls the Patriots "arrogant fucks" and drops this bomb: “These are the most arrogant pricks in the world, starting with Belichick on down,” Now that's what the hell I'm talking about; I can't wait until these guys play in next years playoffs. I'm pulling for the Ravens. 

-Shocker! Global warming zealots not playing by the rules

-This is fitting and apt for the day; the Obama government can't get a friggin TV to work so his disciples can hear the Messiah's words. This is a vision of the next four years, y'all. 

-So where did all that stimulus cash go? Not to those who could, you know, actually stimulate the economy. 

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