Saturday Night News & Notes

Here's what's new in the world:

-If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who doesn't live up to his responsibilities. Levi Johnson is that man and that would make him a shithead scumbag.

-The union thugs are ratcheting up the rhetoric concerning health care. Hell, they got a gift from Obama and hope to keep that gift.

-L.A. County firefighters rescue a man trapped in the rubble in Haiti for 11 days.

-Rep. Denis Kucinich (D-Mars) threatens O'Reilly with the (un)Fairness Doctrine.

-Terrorist's are going to be tried in America. A huge hurdle was cleared today.

-Steven Crowder interviews Ted Kennedy's ghost: