Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fed $ For Chinese Hookers

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We have a winner.

In the contest for most outrageous use of tax dollars, the new champ in this hopey-changy world is this:


The National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAA), a part of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), will pay $2.6 million in U.S. tax dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly on the job.

..."Previous studies in Asia and Africa and our own data from FSWs [female sex workers] in China suggest that the social norms and institutional policy within commercial sex venues as well as agents overseeing the FSWs (i.e., the 'gatekeepers', defined as persons who manage the establishments and/or sex workers) are potentially of great importance in influencing alcohol use and sexual behavior among establishment-based FSWs," says the NIH grant abstract submitted by Dr. Li.

"Therefore, in this application, we propose to develop, implement, and evaluate a venue-based alcohol use and HIV risk reduction intervention focusing on both environmental and individual factors among venue-based FSWs in China," says the abstract.
As someone who has never freqented a Chinese whore, I can only hope that my tax dollars ensure that when they get drunk before going to work or while on the job, they do it as responsibly as ever. I also hope when they get wasted (responsibly), they think to themselves to at least thank the American tax payer.

Hey, look on the bright side; at least it's not a picture of a Chinese hooker submerged in urine we're paying for so we are making progress I guess.

Thanks Obama.

2 comments:

Jack Reylan said...

China has just started using biologically cloned humanoid drones in its factories and military to counter population aging from one child policy. This biocloning began in the early 1990s to produce star athletes but was aggressivley advanced. The clones are grown in the wombs of slave women from allied African dictators. and have been known to appear on American soil as illegal workers. Given their blatant disregard for American safey in products they sell, because they don't care if we stay alive after we enrich them, it is worrisome that these clones have not been adequately tested for potential disease transmission.

otis.opse said...

Kind of like the "pig man" which Kramer set free from the hospital.