Police Finally Ticket Dude For Wearing Speedo

For anyone who's been to Florida on vacation, there's no better news than this:

BONITA BEACH, Fla. -- A Florida man is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo bathing suit.

Yes! There should be an age and a weight limit for wearing a damn Speedo and I would bet this guy exceeded both. Europeans are the biggest culprits and should have their damn visas revoked for parading around in those evil pieces of clothing.

More posting when time permits and the spirit moves me.