So Barack and Hillary will be swooping down into the critical City of Brotherly Love any day now to start campaigning for the all important primary.
Here's a few things to remember:
Joey Vento of Genos Steaks is not a xenophobe or a racist because he has a sign that say "when ordering, do so in English,"
Never, ever order a cheesesteak with swiss cheese as John Kerry did in 2004, you'll be thought of as not only soft on terror but everything else and lose votes. You say "steak wit" and they'll know.
If you're going to talk sports, you'd better know what the hell you're talking about. It's a religion here in this area. I would recommend not talking "Iggles" and would recommend mentioning something about the Mets tanking last year in the final week. The NY primary is finished anyway.
Don't tie up traffic on Broad St. or I-95, it'll only piss people off and lose you votes.
Keep race out of it, we have enough problems without some Chicagoan or carpetbagging NY'er telling us what we should say or do.
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A cheesesteak with Swiss? What the hell?!?! He needs to be banished from America.
And so do you. Mentioning the Mets tanking? Well, at least they're not the Phillies!
But now your post has me hungry. I'll proudly order in English only from Geno's... and then have another for dessert from Pat's!
Please explain how a non-English speaker can read Joey's sign.
He's an opportunist who can't even appreciate the terror his ancestors went through in our good 'ol anti-Italian past. Does that make him a racist? No, but I can think of a few other words. We're all smart enough to know what his sign implies, but this is the U.S. so he can have his sign and I can complain about it.
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