Our Friends the Saudi's

Here's a brief synopsis of how President Bush's trip to the misogynistic, anti-Christian, terrorist supporting, Islamic kingdom went:

Bush: Hey, you know that oil prices are really high and it's hurting my nation economically, can you open up the taps a bit and send more oil into the world market to reduce the price?

King Abdullah: No

Bush: What about maybe controlling the terror element that's fighting us in Iraq, could you stop your businessmen from arming insurgents so our military men and women aren't killed?

King Abdullah: No

Bush: OK, how about a little support in getting a treaty signed between the Israeli's and Palestinians? Do you think you can make any concessions to the Israeli's?

King Abdullah: No

Bush: OK then, here's a $20-billion weapons deal for you.

King Abdullah: Thanks.

Bush: You're welcome, that's what friends are for.

Update (1/16/08 0927):

Bush: Pretty please with sugar on top, pump more oil. I'll forget that the majority of the 9/11 hijacker's were Saudi's.

King Abdullah: No.