The Gore Bandwagon Grows and Grows (Update: Gore Wins!)

As we speak, former VP Al Gore, Jr. is jetting across the North Atlantic (using soy-based fuel?) on what may be a visit with destiny. The Savior of the World is the odds-on favorite to take home the Nobel Peace Prize for his outstanding work in saving the world from a malady that is not even proven to exist. The Nobel Committee--that august body that once presented both the worlds worst terrorist, Yassir Arafat and the worst President in American history, Jimmy Carter the same award--appears to have deemed Gore's work of fiction more important to peace on the planet than the brave monks in Burma who are dying at the hands of an oppressive junta, Polish Holocaust heroine Irene Sendler who helped save 2,500 Jews and other people who made real contributions to peace in the world. Remember, this is the same group that gave Jimmah the award to spite Bush so it's esteem has long been eroded.

Today there's numerous stories pushing Gore to run for President again (including this laughable, full-on ass kissing by The Hill Blog). I for one say "go for it, Al!". I yearn for those days when the words "lock box" were uttered by you. I need to hear that dry monotone that makes Ben Stein (Ferris Beuller's teacher) sound downright giddy for hours in a debate. I want to hear you try once again to spin how your Dad didn't really vote against the Civil Rights Act and was an avowed racist. Please Al, I need you to run. Besides Al, we need a new invention to rival the Internet and since you invented the 'Net, you're the man to invent the next big thing.

I can't wait to see you and Hillary slugging it out, fighting each other for all those illegal campaign contributions. You can hit the Buddhist temples, she can go right to the reimbursing bundlers. It will be epic. You an Hillary both learned the business at the feet of the master (except when Monica had that spot but I digress) and it would be highly entertaining to see you go hard at each other while "Silky Pony" Edwards and Barack Obama fall by the wayside.

Wait and see the eruption on the far left should Gore win the award named after the inventor of dynamite. The far-left moonbats will back Gore 100% forcing Hillary that way and setting up a true choice on America's future. Buckle in folks, it's going to be a fun ride.

Update (10/12/07 1531): The Gorebot wins and the last remaining vestige of esteem that was still attached to the award is flushed down the toilet. Congratulations former Veep Gore.