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You can't reason with a chimp.

For crying out loud, keep it in your pants! It's expensive if you don't.

Words of wisdom from Ted Nugent:

• Persuade the state to legalize hunting on Sundays: "You can go to a topless bar on Sunday. Is that more religious?"
• "Kids, you say that war is not the answer," the father of four intoned. "That's what Ozzy [Osbourne] says, and he's retarded."

"How I evolved into a pussy"