Thursday, February 03, 2005

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Woman Indicted For Lethal Alcohol Enema. If you gotta die someway...

Minnesotans still hate Reagan. I bet Mondale does too.

Rumsfeld to Old Europe: Screw You!. Germany becomes inconsequential.

Bush to Rumsfeld: No Friggin' Way, Dude. You ain't going nowhere.

Mehmet Ali Agca to Pope: Get Well and Sorry About That Whole Shooting Thing. BTW, the world will end soon.

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