This is the stupidest damn thing I've read in months:

RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) - A former waiter was ordered to perform 80 hours of community service for vandalizing the home of customers who complained about his service.
Jonathan Voeltner, 21, was also put on probation for two years and ordered to pay a $316 fine after pleading guilty to the misdemeanor charges in Riverside County Superior Court.

Wayne and Darlene Keller say effects of the June vandalism linger.
Voeltner was a waiter at Sizzler when asked the Kellers for vegetables with their meal and were told they could only get a baked potato or french fries. After they insisted on a salad, Voeltner rudely delivered one, the family said. They complained to the Norco restaurant's manager.

A day later, Voeltner and two minors went to the Keller home in Corona where police say they crushed eggs on the house, poured maple syrup over hedges and unrolled toilet paper onto a pine tree. The trio then rang the doorbell six times and hid to watch the family's reaction.

This is the classic part however:

But the Kellers, who have since moved, said they fear further retaliation.

"When I drive, I'm nervous about who is behind me," Darlene Keller said. "When we go out to eat, we can't help but think about it.

"It makes you think twice about everything," she said. "When you are Christmas shopping and you can't find something, do you ask for help, or should you let it go?"

Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Seltzer said prosecutors, who had sought to jail Voeltner, were disappointed.

"It's a very scary incident," she said.

You've got to be fucking kidding me (sorry for the strong language Honey). These kids played Ding-Dong-Ditch in retaliation for you being assholes to a guy following corporate policy. The only reason you got your damn salad was because the punk's manager was trying to please you. How much is the lawsuit you're gearing up for going to cost? Note to the Husband Wayne, if my Wife said these things about being scared of a dumbass kid, I'd consider myself the biggest pussy around. As for jail for this little stunt, get the hell out of here.