Whitman quits the EPA:

Environmental Protection Agency chief Christie Whitman on Wednesday announced that she would step down from the top environmental spot in the Bush administration. In her letter of resignation, the former governor of New Jersey said, “It is time to return to my home and husband in New Jersey.”

First off Christie, we don't want you back in Jersey. The only reason people even remember you remotely fondly, is because we have a worse Governor. I'll talk about your record later.