Monday Evening News and Notes

What up?

I've got a cold, the Eagles lost to tied the 1-8 Bengals and Ryan Howard got beat out by Albert Pujols for MVP so it's essentially been a pretty shitty day.

On that note, why not read what others are writing:

It's never not fun to bust on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Terri notes that even workers who make Spam are unionized and afraid to discuss Spam with the media.

They're #1! West Virginians are just not that healthy as a group. Ask the fat Mayor.

Bailout blues. We gave them the money and they'll spend every damn cent and ask for more. Enough!