Mikey Moore Tries to Rouse the Slackers

Michael Moore, hero of disaffected potheads and 9/11 truthers has issued his call to arms:

As good as things look for the Democrats, do not pop the corks and start the partying yet. Do not believe for a second that the Republicans plan on losing. They will fight like dogs for the next 24 hours -- relentless, unforgiving, nonstop action to squeeze every last conservative voter out of the house on election day. While the rest of us go about our day today, tens of thousands of Republican volunteers are knocking on doors, making phone calls, and lining up rides to the polls. They're not sleeping, they're not eating, they're not even watching Fox News. A day without Fox News? That's right, that's how insanely dedicated they are.

He implores his legions of the unemployed to call Moveon.org and get out the vote.

All listen to Michael...or smoke another bone and eat Count Chocula, it's all good either way.