Universal Healthcare Rules!

Fidel Castro had a recent checkup and it looks like bad news for his oppressed populace:

Cuban President Fidel Castro, who turns 80 this year, enjoys vibrant health and will live to 140, his chief doctor said.

Doctor Eugenio Selman-Housein, who heads Castro's medical team, denied that the longtime leader has Parkinson's disease, as the CIA reportedly believes.

"Every day they invent a new one," Selman-Housein said. "He will live 140 years."

I guess the Cubans doctors have discovered a new wonder drug that'll keep the old red bastard going for another sixty years.

Man, those communist nations are so much more advanced with medicine, I guess Hillary was right.

I have one question though, how come when they put a picture of Castro in the paper (except when he took that header and laid prostrate) he is a happy, smiling man. But every picture of Cheney is of him grimacing or frowning?