More Fun At The Expense of Cheney

Dick Cheney shooting a hunting partner is a great opportunity to take cheap shots at the Veep. Too bad the libs have forgotten how to be funny. Take this weak shot (pun intended) at slapstick:

Accident my eye. Or rather, Harry Whittington's eye.

If you believe it was just an accident that Vice President Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion last weekend, you obviously have never seen "The Godfather" movies.

Just as surely as a fish wrapped in a bulletproof vest means "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes," that shotgun blast to Whittington's face was meant to convey that I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby had better bite his tongue and forget about testifying against Cheney, his former boss, in the Valerie Plame spy case.

What'll it be, Scooter: a case of amnesia or lead poisoning?

Get it? That's just laugh out loud, knee-slappin' funny...or not.