Cheney Shoots Man--Moonbats in Heaven

VP Dick Cheney allegedly shot a fellow hunter on his quail ranch:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was "alert and doing fine" in a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday after he was shot by Cheney on a ranch in south Texas, said Katharine Armstrong, the property's owner.

He was described as in stable condition by Yvonne Wheeler, spokeswoman for the Christus Spohn Health System in Corpus Christi.

Cheney probably called the guy a wuss, because we know if Cheney had been shot in the face, he would've pulled out his knife a cut the pellets out by himself and then beat Whittingtons ass.

I can hear the moonbat conspiracy theorists now: Cheney was hired by the city of Austin because Whittington was involved in this case (link requires registration):

Six years ago, Austin condemned a downtown block Whittington's family owned to build a $10.5 million parking garage. Whittington's been fighting the city ever since. He racked up two legal victories last year, and on Friday racked up a third: The Texas Supreme Court denied the city's request to hear an appeal, which basically re-affirms a prior ruling in Whittington's favor.

The city law department, which has spent $387,000 on the case, doesn't plan to throw in the towel just yet. It can and will choose from two options, Austin's chief of litigation, Anne Morgan, said: Ask the state Supreme Court again to hear the case or argue the case in a county court trial, which Austin never had a chance to do.

He does have a history with Hillary, though.

Let's sit back and enjoy the fun the Kossacks and their brethren stir up.