Friday, January 13, 2006

Republican Debate Enders

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It's getting too damn easy to win a debate with the Donks. Here's a list of things to end any debate with them with few words that'll leave them muttering "McChimpyhitlercheney":

  • We brought down Rather, you brought down a guy who worked for Talon news
  • Ted Kennedy is a Democrat leader
  • Robert Byrd is a former Kleagle
  • Harry Reid took money from Abramoff
  • Biden, confirmation hearings, 'nuff said
  • Schumer (you need say nothing else here)
  • Feinstein and Boxer (see above)
  • Jimmy Carter won a Nobel as did Arafat
  • Al Gore's father fought against the Civil Rights Act
  • Al Gore. period
  • John Kerry was your last presidential candidate
  • We have not been attacked since 9/11
  • The media exploited Cindy Sheehan and she allowed it
  • The cold war is over and the Soviet Union lost
  • The economy is roaring regardless of how the Times spins it
  • Kos is the voice of your party
  • Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller are not
  • Jamie Gorelick built "the wall"
  • No matter how you spin it, playing Eminem is not torture in the traditional sense
  • Abu-Ghraib was dealt with and was an anomaly
  • NPR should not be supported by the US government
  • Neither should PBS

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