Al Gore Thinks People Still Listen to Him

Well...Maybe Canadians do. The former Vice President and Indian giver (how completely un-PC--ed.) of concessions is growing more insane by the day. Thankfully for us, the media actually writes the words that Al Gore speaks and we get a near daily dose of inanity to blog about:

Former U.S. vice-president Al Gore has accused the oil industry of financially backing the Tories and their "ultra-conservative leader" to protect its stake in Alberta's lucrative oilsands.

He's "ultra-conservative"...ooohhh, scary. Ultra-conservative in Canada means that he may repeal 1/1000 of a percent of the already exhorbitant taxes and may actually say one nice thing about Bush in the next year.

Canadians, Gore said, should vigilantly keep watch over prime minister-designate Stephen Harper because he has a pro-oil agenda and wants to pull out of the Kyoto accord -- an international agreement to combat climate change.

GWB is evil for vigilantly keeping watch over terrorists who wish to kill Americans but Canadians should watch their duly elected leader because he wishes to pull out of an accord that has shown to be a disaster. Okay, Al, take your Ritalin.

"The election in Canada was partly about the tar sands projects in Alberta," Gore said Wednesday while attending the Sundance Film Festival in Utah.

"It's all because of the oil" said crazy Al while hanging out with celebrities who've flown in on private jets fueled by that evil oil.

We love Al in the way we love that crazy old uncle we see twice a year. He makes a spectacle of himself and gives us a laugh at his expense. I sometimes wish that Howard Dean ran in 2000 so we could've seen those two intellectual heavy weights verbally spar.