More Proof That Dick Cheney is the AntiChrist

Dick Cheney and George Bush both own iPods. No big deal as most people do nowadays. But why would you include this in the story:

WASHINGTON, Dec. 22, 2005 — After a four-day overseas trip that took him to four countries in the Middle East, Vice President Dick Cheney really wanted to get his iPod charged for that long return flight to Washington.

Since it is his plane, the vice president's iPod took priority and was plugged into one of the only working power outlets on Air Force Two, frustrating reporters who were trying to file stories.

Ahhh, you poor bastards. Hell, if I was Cheney, I'd do that every time I could, or at least until they would write fair and balance pieces.

I would at the very least make the solipsistic idiots uncomfortable as much as possible or make them ride in another plane.