Last year, the Philadelphia Eagle signed this man to a contract for 7 years and $49-million.
Eagles fans were gleeful and a great happiness settled throughout the city of brotherly love. He got along with his quarterback and all was right with the world.
Then came the off season and T.O. began complaining that his contract wasn't enough. He began saying mean things about the good quarterback. He had this evil man whispering despicable things in his ear and T.O believed him.
This man is known as one who is not to be trifled with and has proven he abhors dissent. He suspended T.O. when T.O told him to "shut up".
This man finds himself in the spotlight because T.O. feels the need to smack him.
T.O. is now being booed by people like this and it will not stop until he's gone or quiet. These are not very nice people, I know because I happen to be one of them.
T.O. seems to be more suited to this team of losers.
Update:
Donovan--doing his best Hannibal Lecter imitation--tells T.O. "keep my name out of your mouth."
More to come as the story progresses.
Friday, August 12, 2005
Summing Up The T.O. Situation In Pictures
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(sigh) T.O.
As long as they win, I really don't care what kind of a moron TO is. We all know that he is a narcisstic selfish bastard. I say - we got within one game of the Big Dance three years in a row without him, and pushed past that hump last year with him on the sidelines. I know he is a great asset when on the field, and a surer set of hands than the injured Pinky.
Lets just wait and see how this all plays out. Reid will pull it all into line by opening day. Don't fret. The Eagles are a solid unit with enough depth to carry them easily through the regular season.
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