Philly Loser Rails

Fables of the Reconstruction:

South Philly boy who lives with his mother or in the next rowhouse down. Is the 14th highest billing attorney at the Broad and Diamond Sts. Ambulance Chasers, Inc. Goes to South St. to ogle the 16 year olds on Friday night, probably standing outside Jims steaks or fat Tuesday. Still goes to Eagles games wearing a kelly green Mike Mamula jersey and swears that given another year Mamula would've been great. To earn extra money, he sells cotton candy at Citizen's Bank Ballpark but seems to have problems making his drawer balance. During Philly Mardi Gras celebration, always comes home with as many bead necklaces as when he left.

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