And Give Us Back Our Peace Pipe!

Ward Churchill's "tribe" denies he belongs:

"The United Keetoowah Band would like to make it clear that Mr. Churchill IS NOT a member of the Keetoowah Band and was only given an honorary 'associate membership' in the early 1990s because he could not prove any Cherokee ancestry."

The tribe said that all of Churchill's "past, present and future claims or assertions of Keetoowah 'enrollment,' written or spoken, including but not limited to; biographies, curriculum vitae, lectures, applications for employment, or any other reference not listed herein, are deemed fraudulent by the United Keetoowah Band."

Not much ambiguity there. How the hell is this guy still getting a government paycheck? Knowing what a scumbag Churchill is, I suspect he'll call them "little indian givers".