Snowballs are Evil Unless Connecting With Lawyers

POV has some words about snowball fights and lawyers; two things that should never mix unless it involves a lawyer get smacked upside the head with said snowball:

Sure, something could go wrong. God knows the lawyers will be lurking just outside the fences waiting for a bloody nose and the resulting $4Million personal injury lawsuit, but this is just more ridiculous proof that fun will soon be legally banned.

What in hell is the world coming to? The three things that make a boy a man in the winter are (in no particular order) crawling out on thin ice to retrieve the only hockey puck anyone has left, nailing cars with snowballs and running like hell after hitting that '82 Camaro that is being held together by primer and convincing the least intelligent kid in your neighborhood to lick a metal pole in sub-freezing temps.