On the Highway to Hell

I can think of several ways to punch your ticket to Hell, one being shooting the Pope. I imagine the horrific crimes perpetrated by Saddam and his spawn would qualify. This may be another:

The first sign of trouble for the nativity scenes of Woodstock was a sign, written by hand in jagged black letters and propped against the manger that was part of a massive, incandescent holiday display in the Popovits family's front yard."Would Jesus use this much electricity?" it read.A few days later, Jesus was gone, torn from his wooden crib by a vandal. It was one of three thefts of baby Jesus figures reported to Woodstock police last week.The crime takes place every Christmas season at churches and homes across the country, perpetrated by drunks, young hooligans and even people trying to make political statements. But some say it seems worse than ever this year.

I seem to recall the seventh or eighth of the Ten Commandments being Thou Shalt Not Steal. I suspect that being this idiot stole a replica of the baby Jesus, he's gonna have some explaining to do in the next life.