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The penalty for "fornication" in Iran; your choice, death by hanging or death by stoning. Who said that Shiites weren't equal opportunity?

Apostacy=Death

Don't mess with drunken, Salvation Army bell-ringers if you know what's good for you.[

Reason #276,998 I pray that there's a Hell.

Chevy Chase Vs. Hitch

Youth is wasted on the young.