The Idiocy of PC Laid Bare

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An Independence man was charged Monday with filing a false police report.
Floyd Elliot, 22, told police two subjects attacked him in a parking lot and tried to burn the word "FAG" into his chest and carve the same thing on his forehead.
Police initially investigated the incident as a hate crime but thought it seemed suspicious because the carving on his forehead was backwards, according to reports.
During police interviews, Elliott admitted his injuries were self-inflicted and he falsified the report because he wanted to increase police presence in his neighborhood.

I guess the dude never saw Mean Girls.