Canada Wins

All you ever needed to know about Canadian history laid out by Andy:

Now, for you folks unfortunate enough to live south of the 48th parallel, you probably know very little about your big northern brother. Well don't worry, I've decided to fill you in on what's been happening up here. So, without further delay, here it is, my brief lesson in Canadian History. Enjoy.1775 - Americans invade Canada during the American Revolution. Long story short, Canada wins.1812 - The start of the War of 1812. Eventually ended in 1814, but only after Canada stomps all over America's face. Canadian forces burn the White House (August, 1914). Canada wins.1867 - Canada becomes an independent nation.1893 - First Stanley Cup championship, won by the Montreal Amateur Athletic Association (AAA) hockey club1899 - Canada Sends its first troops to an overseas war (The Boer War). Canada wins.

I still say blame Canada! Canadian Stanley Cups won since 1994...ZERO! A team from friggin' Florida won one in that stretch.