The Yankees Choke, The Yankees Choke, Theeeee Yankees Choke!

Up three games to none the Yankees snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. My heart is pumping piss for all of NYC and north Jersey.

Update: Allah has spoken twice.

Note to Yankee fans, if you're going to jump off any bridges in the near future, do it quickly and don't screw up my commute. Thank you in advance.