Congratulations Detroit!

Detroit is home of the reigning NBA champion and a more well-deserved title:

DETROIT (AP) Men's Health magazine has rated Detroit the nation's sexual disease capital and Newark, N.J., the runner-up. The magazine's October issue based the ranking primarily on gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia data gathered in 2002 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Detroit and Newark, N.J., were followed by Baltimore, Md. The magazine's safest cities for sex diseases were Anaheim, Calif., Santa Ana, Calif., and Spokane, Wash.

My guess is Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra have been back in town in the last year. I wonder if they'll riot because of this championship.