Keeping It Light

Nothing too political tonight (maybe), just a little humor:

Some Chamblee High School students who were expecting to see the usual morning announcements got more than they bargained for Tuesday morning.

School administrators were trying to determine who swapped a pornographic videotape for the school announcements tape, sending the inappropriate images out to several classrooms.

And my favorite story of the day:

A BUNGLING thief tried to siphon diesel from a camper van but got a mouthful of raw sewage.

The would-be raider missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake.

And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.

Pensioner John O'Hare found a puddle of vomit and an abandoned petrol container when he stepped out of the van in the morning.

And last night he smiled: 'I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways.'

Nice move idiot.