Lock up you daughters, Dave Barry is taking over the world:

Australian blogger Tim Blair has alleged in his blog that this blog's plan to migrate to a new site, with advertising, is actually a giant-corporate-media plot to steal his advertising. This blog is a big admirer of Mr. Blair, and wishes to reassure him, in all sincerity, that we will crush him like a bug, along with anybody else who dares to get in our way BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you. That is all.

Barry calls out Lileks, Sullivan, and the all-powerful Barry Manilow, a mistake on the last one in my opinion. I tend to think that his world conquering may be successful at first but will peter out after a short run ala Howie Dean.