I love stories about criminals who get what's coming to them, even if they are French:

Strasbourg - Three robbers who bundled up the staff of a supermarket in eastern France on Wednesday found they had bitten off more than they could chew when the shop's butcher took to them with one of his meat cleavers, police said.

Two of the criminals were wounded in the counter-attack and were picked up by police a short time afterwards.

One of them was found at a hospital seeking urgent treatment for a nasty cut to the stomach, while the other was arrested at home while he tried to bandage a sliced arm.

If the French government had even one atom of the balls this guy showed, they would've supported us.