I would rather go to jail and have a cell-mate named Bubba, than admit to this:

A Davenport man on trial for three charges of indecent exposure tried to defend himself by having his wife testify that he is not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.
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A Scott County jury deliberated for five hours, until about 9 p.m. Tuesday, before convicting Doug Neece, 41, of 2508 W. 60th Place. He also used defenses during the two-day trial in Scott County District Court that his clothes did not fit well because he had lost weight and that he was doing yard work with one of his children when one of the incidents was reported.

Dude, it's got to be microscopic to not be seen from that distance. Good luck in jail, I suspect you'll get a close-up view of ones that can be seen from a hundred feet.