Amish Tech Support has a little something we'd all like to say to the press:

An open letter to the World Press:

Dear World Press,

Nearly every piece of food in television and print advertisements is a fake, constructed or altered with various chemical or alternate organic componds, pigments, or textures. Every one of you has, at one time or another, ran an advertisement with such "fake food" and accepted your ludicrously expensive fees for said advertisements.

To make any issue with the "display" turkey that Bush was photographed with in Bagdhad is just downnright loathesome, despicable, and hypocritical.

At this point, I'd normally tell you to eat my shit, but instead I am generously inviting you to eat an incredibly lifelike painted plastic fascimile of my shit.

Signed,
Laurence Simon
Houston, TX

Booyah.

Ha.