My favorite story of the day:

Some of the first patients to smoke Health Canada's government-approved marijuana say it's "disgusting" and want their money back.

"It's totally unsuitable for human consumption," said Jim Wakeford, 58, an AIDS patient in Gibsons, B.C. "It gave me a slight buzziness for about three to five minutes, and that was it. I got no other effect from it."

Barrie Dalley, a 52-year-old Toronto man who uses marijuana to combat the nausea associated with AIDS, said the Health Canada dope actually made him sick to his stomach.

"I threw up," Dalley said Monday. "It made me nauseous because I had to use so much of it. It was so weak in potency that I really threw up."

Both men are returning their 30-gram bags, and Dalley is demanding his money back - $150 plus taxes. Wakeford is returning his unpaid bill for two of the bags with a letter of complaint.

I hope Cletus down on his farm in Kentucky or Moonbeam out in Humboldt County, CA are paying attention. Their weed would never have this type of criticism. The Dems are screaming about how drugs are cheaper in Canada and what a disgrace this is. If they can't even grow quality bud, which even the stonedest burn-out can, how the hell can we expect them to make or distribute pharmaceutical quality drugs. Ha.