Lileks has the line of the day:

At the mall Saturday afternoon we passed a big sign in the Express window; it advertised “Recklessly Sexy Jeans.” Sounds to me like “jeans that make you sleep with anyone after a couple of shots of Captain Morgan.” Might as well infuse the pants with clamydia; saves time.

At the risk of sounding prudish, young girls are dressing more provocatively at younger ages than I've seen before. And this from someone who lived in southern California and, God help me has a daughter.