Two knuckleheads try to break into a women's prison because they can't score with anyone on the outside:

TWO sex-starved Romeos tried to break into a women's prison - because they were sure the inmates would find them irresistible.

The bright-spark duo hit on the idea after one-too-many beers at a nightclub.
This week they were charged with trespass after failing to deliver passion to the women of Maldon's Tarrengower Prison.

A prison source said the men, in their early 20s, clearly had been drinking.

"These guys thought they were God's gift to women," he said.

Losers!