Canada has been getting a bad rap lately. Perhaps this is why:

Muslims across the Middle East should take up arms to expel American troops from Iraq, the imam of the Ottawa mosque said yesterday.

"If I were there, I would fight with them," Imam Gamal Solaiman said in an interview with the Citizen. "I would fight the Americans with my nails and teeth."

Of course your Imamship, all girls bite and scratch when they fight.