We have a winner for the stupidest person of the week.

A Chicago veterinarian is under arrest after allegedly stealing three horses and trying to disguise their identity by painting them with Rust-Oleum.

Deputies arrested her over the weekend at a barn where they found San Diego, a 13-year-old gelding lured from his paddock in late January and apparently kept in a nearby stable. His white legs and the white stripe on his face had been spray-painted with the oil-based black enamel.

Too lazy to even use a brush.