It's been a long time since I closed a bar, but this is what I wanted to do at the moment they kicked me out.

The owner of a historic village pub pleaded guilty today to demolishing part of the building with a bulldozer, reportedly after staff refused to serve him a drink after hours.

Robert Tyrrell, 46, appeared at Oxford Crown Court accused of driving the bulldozer into the side of the 16th century North Star Inn in Steventon, 55 miles northwest of London, on New Year's Day.

Damage reported at $112,000. Damn, didn't even get the drink either.