Ted Rall Fights Like a Girl

Ted Rall--the "artist" who created some of the vilest cartoons ever--is threatening to sue Ann Coulter because Coulter smacked him upside the head verbally:

NEW YORK Columnist Ann Coulter made a provocative remark Friday about "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau and editorial cartoonist Ted Rall. Trudeau is shrugging it off, but Rall is considering a lawsuit.

Coulter reportedly said Friday at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C.: "Iran is soliciting cartoons on the Holocaust. So far, only Ted Rall, Garry Trudeau, and The New York Times have made submissions."

Teddy said he'd do it if his filthy disciples anted up the dough:

Rall announced on his blog that he would look into taking legal action against Coulter if readers of his blog wanted him to -- and if they pledged the $6,000 needed to draft and file a lawsuit in New York.

"If enough 'yes' votes come in with enough serious pledges, I'll see Ann in court," wrote Rall. "If not, well, chalk up another victory for the Right."

That's right Teddy, you have no problem drawing "cartoons" such as the one below ridiculing the wives of those who died on 9/11, but a 110 lb. blond verbally smacks you and you cry like a woman.

We have a word for people like you Teddy: Pussy.

Our brave "artist" continues:

Rall said people were voting roughly 3-1 in favor of suing. And he told E&P Monday that pledges are coming in fast. "If pledges continue to come in at the present rate, I'll have the $6,000 available by tonight," Rall said.

"A lot of people are fed up with how Coulter has turned slandering liberals into a cottage industry and want to see her held to account. I'm actually fairly overwhelmed by the response -- more than 300 pledges, many in the $20 to $100 range.

"He added: "I'm getting so many e-mail pledges with the same subject line -- 'Sue Coulter' -- that I'm beginning to think her first name is Sue!

"The "no" votes, according to Rall, are "mostly from people who worry that what she said is protected free expression."

That's it Teddy, you piece of garbage; piss all over the 1st Amendment, because we all know that the 1st Amendment is only applicable when protecting insane liberals and srtists who drop a cross in urine and call it art. Come to think of it, compared to what comes off your drawing board, "Piss Christ" is art.

Anyway, the 1st Amendment is tossed aside when it comes to pictures of Mohammad or an acid-tongued conservative picking on spineless little lefties.

Said Rall, "She has no reason to believe that I am less patriotic than any other American."

You've pretty much said enough yourself to make everyone believe it you scumbag.

At the risk of alienating those who have good taste and possibly, er...probably my Mom, I link to Ace's take.